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The Tino Asprilla Mysteries: Missing horse found after friend drunkenly gives him away

From his reported dealings with Colombian drug dealers to the production of his own brand of Guava flavoured condoms, Faustino Asprilla refuses to retire quietly.

The talented former Newcastle United striker hit headlines in his native Colombia back in April after his £43,500 horse, named Lucas, went missing after he lent it to a friend to ride at the Buga Fair parade.

Three months later, after searching high and low for his prized pony, even putting a £1,090 reward (that’s 5m Colombian pesos) for its safe recovery, turns out Tino finally is reunited with his animal friend after Lucas was found in a stable in the Colombian town of Florida.

Turns out the ‘reliable’ friend that borrowed him got so drunk at the parade, he simply gave him away in a drunken stupor.

What a lovely ending.

Anyways, this is just the perfect excuse to show you this….’At home with Asprilla’.

Your welcome.