Never a man to shy away from being vocal about the old how’s your father, Sergio Ramos is busy getting all sexual about the upcoming El Clasico fixture.
With the uber clash penciled in for the 21st, here’s what Real Madrid’s superstar centre half had to say about the occasion.
“El Clasico has never made me orgasm, but nearly!” He comments without anyone even asking a leading question.
“The team has two weeks to work hard. I would have to say to Madrid fans that they need to trust us.”
Jesus, you wouldn’t want him to mark you.