Robert Lewandowski not only made a tear in the fabric of time and space during his gargantuan 9 minute 5 goals blitz at the expense of Wolfsburg back in December, he also broke not one, not two, not three, but four official Guinness World Record.
During a charming little press conference, the Polish striker was presented with his official certificates by official adjudicator Seyda Subasi Gemici – The Fastest Bundesliga hat-trick (3 minutes 22 seconds), Fastest Four Goals in a Bundesliga Match (5 minutes 42 seconds), Fastest Five Goals Scored in a Bundesliga Match (8 minutes 59 seconds) and Most Goals Scored by a Substitute in a Bundesliga Match (5 goals)…..few.
For those who may have missed it, this is the match that still haunts Wolfsburg defenders every breathing moment of their lives.