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Kolo Toure’s fear of animals extends to his own dog – who he hasn’t touched in 7 years!

The mind of Kolo Toure is a fragile labyrinth of complexities.

After refusing to hold a Koala for the usual tourist cliched picture whilst on pre season duty with Liverpool, Toure goes on to explain in the following presso of his fear of animals.

A fear that extends so deeply, he hasn’t even touched his OWN dog….in 7 years!

We can only imagine what an awkward living arrangement it must be.

Oh Kolo, you beautiful maniac.