The mind of Kolo Toure is a fragile labyrinth of complexities.
After refusing to hold a Koala for the usual tourist cliched picture whilst on pre season duty with Liverpool, Toure goes on to explain in the following presso of his fear of animals.
A fear that extends so deeply, he hasn’t even touched his OWN dog….in 7 years!
We can only imagine what an awkward living arrangement it must be.
Oh Kolo, you beautiful maniac.