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Gareth Bale unveils new brand logo – complete with wanky explanation for its existence

Hot on the heels of teammate Cristiano Ronaldo’s growing empire, Gareth Bale has unveiled the logo that will accompany any luxury goods he chooses to shill at any future opportunity.

Created in conjunction with London based brand consultancy Brane, the design features the Welsh Wizards famous heart celebration thingy, along with the number 11 he so wears playing for Los Blancos.

Well, we’re told they’re in there, it’s just so bloody abstract you’ll have to take their word for it.

Here it is….

  
Ha! that’s the Deceptacon logo.

Seriously, here it is.

  
Mike Kramer, creative director at Brane, explained the thinking behind the new design:
From a design perspective our objective was to craft a modern and technically balanced marque, which translated Gareth’s playing style and reputation.

Our refinement process was geared around simplification; combining research with key elements from our initial concepts and distilling them into an elegant piece of design, which framed sporting influences within the principles of luxury design.

…..and yadda yadda yadda.

And the result is…. Yup, it’s completely fine.

Several thousand pounds well spent.