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Dani Alves disguises himself as girlfriend in a bid to cheer up Barca fans following Champs League exit

Jeez, it really does seem Barca’s recent Champions League exit to Atletico has really got to Dani Alves.

With Wednesday’s defeat very much on the Brazilians mind, what with a second successive treble now resigned to being just a pipe dream for the Catalans, Alves went about explaining things to his many fans on his Instagram – via the medium of pretending to be his girlfiend.

“Hello it’s Joana Sanz, I am here to give love to my sweetie, who is very sad,” Alves said.

“But love, it’s just a game of football. Nothing happens. Life is like this.

“You are worth much more than this. I love you.”

…..Jesus.

(Via Goal)