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BBC minute by minute struggles hilariously to keep up with Lewandowski’s five goals in nine minutes

Just as Robert Lewandowski treated spectators (along with the Wolfsburg back line) to one of the most astonishing forward displays in recent memory, sympathy has to go out to various news outlets trying to run live minute-by-minute reports on the Polish strikers five goal nine minute haul against last seasons second placed Bundesliga side.

The BBC’s attempt at keeping up with proceedings is a perfect reflection of the mayhem.