Michael Owen reveals his true robot self as he malfunctions through BT Sport appearance (Video)

He doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until his boring commentary style puts you to sleep. Here’s Michael Owen unveiling what we secretly knew all along, that he’s a pundit robot sent from the future to punish us all for our pathetic worshipping of modern football.

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