Seeing his ‘Mr Dependable’ squad status along with a low key Yorkshire accent as rather interesting character traits, the Twitter account ‘Boring James Milner’ has all sorts of fun picking apart the Liverpool midfielders perceived lack of, well, fun.
Here’s one of our favs….
Joe Hart Said Goodbye James, all the best at Liverpool.
I said Actually I don’t leave until the 1st of July.
He said Oh right.— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) June 4, 2015
Brendan Rodgers said Do you want to sign for Liverpool? I said I’ll think about it. Then I thought about it, then I said Yes. He said Great.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) June 4, 2015
Just had a missed call from Edin Dzeko. Turns out he never meant to call me, he meant to call Joe Hart instead. pic.twitter.com/OYgK4n9bDd
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) February 20, 2014
Here’s the guys at Copa90 visiting the former Man City man for a spot of FIFA 16. The highlight of which when he’s asked to read out loud some tweets written by his alter ego.
