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Jermain Defoe wants a personal assistant to turn him into ‘Global Brand’

As Graham Taylor, Steve McClaren and Fabio Capello will testify, the position of England manager is truly ‘the impossible job’

We’re however pretty sure we’ve found a job that trumps it.

As advertised on the hilariously named ‘Secs in the City’, here’s an ad for a personal assistant as advertised by none other than Sunderland striker Jermain Defoe.

Among such basic duties as answering phones and dry cleaning, the lucky candidate will be required to create apps, be on call 24/7 and turn the man into a ‘Global Brand’….

Here’s the ad in its entirety….it’s never ending entirety….

  
We’re going to hedge our bets here, talented a striker he is, Jermain Defoe will not become a global brand.